After locating my camera that I subsequently handed over to my eldest for school purposes, I decided that I should probably take a look and see if there are any images on the SD card that was located in said camera. I scrolled through seeing a couple of food items, then me dressed in my favourite corset and a pair of boots, and then low and behold; penis.
Not just anyone’s random penis, but ex-relationship penis. Of course what made this even more hilarious was the fact that M was also looking at the pictures with me.
Now, have you ever had that moment where you’re looking through pictures, and you’re actively acknowledging what you’re seeing, but you’ve almost forgotten that someone is looking at the images with you? That was me. I was trying to get through the pictures as quickly as possible, but they seemed endless. You would think that I would have just turned off the camera, but sometimes when you’re caught off guard like that, you can’t help but press forward in the memento that you’ve started. We finally reached the end and relief just washed over me.
The first thing M says when we’re done; “…well I suspected he was small”. I didn’t laugh, I thought that would be unkind. I was with said penis for well over a decade and a half. I wasn’t happy the entire time I was married, but it’s not nice to mock another man’s genitals. So I just asked for Him to “be nice”.
To this moment I still can’t believe that I have those photos. I remember taking them, but I thought that I had deleted the pictures. That’s not the first penis of a person I’ve been with that’s turned up before my eyes. That’s the only one however that has ended up being viewed by M, hopefully it will also be the last.